O’Grady’s Farm: A Tale of Farmyard Fun. Oh, and Revenge. Don
Farmer O’Grady has a secret. He’s actually a retired wizard. After 40 years in the wizarding game, he got sick and tired of quests, demons, gods, planar travel and the generally stressful lifestyle of the adventurer. O’Grady settled down in the country of his birth. He bought a little plot of land and dedicated himself to a quieter life of raising livestock, where nobody knew he was a wizard. As far as his neighbours were concerned, he was just a man returning to the country of his birth for a life of rural contemplation.
However…
There’s a lot of work to be done on a farm for just one man. Being a wizard, O’Grady couldn’t help experimenting just a little, to make things more efficient. To make his livestock a little more self-reliant. So now, many years later, there are a number of unusual animals on his farm. Nothing outwardly obvious of course, but rumours spread nevertheless. Those animals are too damned smart, and too damned well-behaved. How does one old man run a farm on his own?