Brother Wilhelm,
I regret I bear ill tidings. The Guild of Bakers have petitioned the Elector Count to have you arrested on charges of Arson, Criminal Damage and Unnatural Use of Yeast. I’m afraid referring to them as “weak kneed pansies†in your letter of apology has only stoked their ire. It might be an opportune time to remove yourself from the City so I can intercede on your behalf. I hear that Wissenland is particularly nice this time of year. Send a letter when you arrive.
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